The Curmudgeon Files has assembled a crank team of tetchy, crotchety, and grumpy contributors:
Frank E. Pantz
Curmudgeon-in-Chief
He gave a damn once. He never got it back.
Harlan Crank
Director of Complaint Management
(He manages to complain every day.)
Prunella Face
Dean of Crotchety Studies
Curmudgeon University
“Between being a curmudgeon and being just irritable is a fine line. Don’t cross it!“