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National Curmudgeon Day is Coming!
Christmas? Thank the Overlords of Conspicuous Consumption, that’s over. Bah Humbug. You want a holiday really worth celebrating? Make it January 29th, National Curmudgeon Day. Celebrate the cranky, grumpy, crotchety, tetchy, moody and difficult. Honor the great institution of Curmudgeonry. … Continue reading
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Groundhog Humiliation Day
Unfortunately, National Curmudgeon Day is over. What’s the next big holiday? I have to wince when revealing this one: Groundhog Day on February 3rd. Of course, if you like dressing up in top hats and have a fetish for small wildlife, … Continue reading
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Today’s Rant: Legalizing Marijuana
Recently, the media made big deal about the President’s comments about Marijuana and Colorado’s legalization of it. I’ll skip all “Rocky Mountain High” jokes. What I can’t believe is the series of sad rationalizations used: “Oh, it’s no worse than alcohol.” … Continue reading
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Bagel with a Schmear
I do love a good bagel. And I don’t mean those mass produced, white-bread, bagged things from the supermarket. I mean a freshly made bagel from a proper bagel shop. As any connoisseur of bagels knows, the best complement to … Continue reading
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Where Are the Communists When You Need Them?
Recently, 34 United States Air Force officers have been accused of cheating on a monthly exam that tests their knowledge of missile launch systems, the kind of thing you really don’t want to make a mistake on. This is just … Continue reading
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Welcome to the Curmudgeon Files
As you might have guessed from the title, I’m a bit of a curmudgeon. Just ask my wife as she rolls her eyes. You can even ask her when she’s not rolling her eyes. She’s very flexible that way. I believe … Continue reading